Meet Benji
Name: Benjamin Button
Nickname: The Millennial Falcon
Age: 34
Sex: You might be thinking, “a van can’t have a sex. Vans are inanimate objects.” You’d normally be right, but in this case, somehow, Benji just is a girl. She just is.
Nationality: Canadian
Likes: Adventures, The Eagles, classic Christian music, long drives, carpeted interiors, chugging gasoline, the Pueblo Reservoir, national parks, 6% grade declines.
Dislikes: going uphill, turning sharp corners, sitting still, heavy bass, prudish drivers.
Favorite color: Purple
Favorite drink: Gasoline
Celebrity crush: Rob Lowe
Secret talent: Power steering
Dream job: Mobile yoga studio/movie star
Claim to Fame: TBD